1. ❝Best Fun Quotes Collection For you To Laugh.❞
2. ❝Man made money, but Money made man Mad.❞
3. ❝A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.❞
4. ❝A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.❞
5. ❝I don’t like to call it revenge… Returning the favor sounds nicer.❞
6. ❝Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.❞
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7. ❝Movies are shit, I started dancing at the vegetable market today and not one joined me.❞
8. ❝Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own.❞
9. ❝Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.D❞
10. ❝It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.❞
11. ❝Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.❞
12. ❝I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.❞
13. ❝Girls who have more guys as friends than girls, go through less depression and anxiety.❞
14. ❝I don’t understand how I can struggle to wake up for 7 am Monday to Friday but is wide awake at 6:30 on Saturday and Sunday!❞
15. ❝Someone just called me normal… I have never been so insulted in my entire life!❞
16. ❝Clothes that are too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry: Welcome to the chair.❞
17. ❝They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.❞
18. ❝If you don’t like me I’m cool with that, just don’t pretend that you do❞
19. ❝Creativity is intelligence having fun.❞
20. ❝My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.❞
21. ❝People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean don’t they have thoughts?❞
22. ❝I hate when people say that you don’t need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don’t need running shoes to run but it helps.❞
32. ❝Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!❞
24. ❝I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.❞
25. ❝When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.❞
26. ❝Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.❞
27. ❝If only trees would give WiFi signal, people would have planted thousands of them happily.❞
28. ❝Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids.❞
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29. ❝Happiness is a collection of joyful experiences shared with soul friends. Get together and have some fun!❞
30. ❝I know the voices in my head aren’t real…. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!❞
31. ❝Old Saying … Think before you speak. New saying … GOOGLE, before you post.❞
32. ❝The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.❞
33. ❝I don’t need to manage my anger, people need to manage their stupidity.❞
34. ❝My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.❞
35. ❝You don’t truly know some one until you get ridiculously drunk with them.❞
36. ❝How am I supposed to make big decisions when I still have to sing the alphabet in my head to get the right letter.❞
37. ❝My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking, I’ll rent a boat.❞
38. ❝That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company.❞
39. ❝Girls get 90+ in computer science but doesn’t know how to format. Boys get 40 marks but become professional hacker.❞
40. ❝My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.❞
41. ❝Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.❞
42. ❝Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.❞
43. ❝A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.❞
44. ❝We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.❞
45. ❝The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.❞
46.❝Girls can survive without a boyfriend but they can’t survive without a best friend.❞
47.❝ If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.❞
48. ❝Dear Girls … Guys don’t get hints. You have to be straight forward.❞
49. ❝It takes a lot of energy to get angry. I don’t care to use my energy that way.❞
50. ❝Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands❞
51. ❝Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.❞
52. ❝That annoying moment when you show someone a picture on your phone, and they start scrolling through the rest.❞
53. ❝Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world❞
54. ❝People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)❞
55. ❝We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.❞
56. ❝Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.❞
57. ❝I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.❞
58. ❝I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.❞
59. ❝Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.❞
60. ❝I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.❞
61. ❝You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.❞
62. ❝I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D❞
63. ❝Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.❞
64. ❝I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.❞